I have blogged before on another site about this fantastically frustrating situation: about the total, nutty disjunction between the promotion and propaganda surrounding cycling in UK, and the reality of what those who attempt to cycle discover on the roads. I think I'll reproduce that text here (with corrections), which I wrote two years ago, as it's just as relevant now. Here, the boroughs in question are Brent and Harrow.
It's striking how much cycle promotion there is around London these days. You can't get on a tube or bus without seeing posters exhorting you to cycle.
And lots of people do want to cycle. But then come the practicalities. A question we just received on our [Brent Cyclists] Yahoo! group was: "What is a good way to cycle from Dollis Hill to Stanmore?" This cyclist has been on the TfL journey planner, and selected "bike only", and got the suggestion to go up the A5 and over the Staples Corner flyover (where speeds are often in excess of 50mph) with it's terrifying low angle of merging motorway-style slip roads. And one has to answer his question, sorry, but it isn't actually possible to cycle from Dollis Hill to Stanmore by an acceptably direct route without going through feasome motorway-style junctions, or breaking the law and riding on pedestrian bridges and pavements. Brent south of the A406 North Circular road is completely cut off from north Brent and the outer suburbs, that is the way it is, and no-one in government seems to have a clue how to address that problem, or even to understand what a problem it is.
So, there's a fundamental problem with cycle promotion in this country. It's all upside-down, cart before horse. Government keeps telling people to cycle before the facilities are put in place to make it feasable, safe, and attractive – and, in fact, without there ever being a serious intention to make it so. We keep having cycling festivals and this and that cuddly thing, without ever having done the hard stuff, without having actually built the routes. The so-called soft and hard measures are in the wrong order, which will never work. Logically, it is completely crazy. Translated to another form of transport, it is as if we were railway promoters spending all our budget on advertising our wonderful railway, telling people to use it, but we don't build it, it just doesn't exist. It's just nuts.
Well, maybe as a nation we can't afford to buid proper cycle routes. But it seems we can afford to do the promotion. And advertising doesn't come cheap. Advertising budgets are measured in millions. The cost of, say, a cycle bridge across the North Circular would be millions too. But that would be millions well-spent, it would be a permanent piece of cycle promotion which would not disappear when the poster boards are resurfaced. And if it worked, it would continue working indefinitely – what an investment.
The sad truth is that the cynical, but realistic reply to the qustion about cycling from Dollis Hill to Stanmore is that the best way to do that is to take a folding bike on the tube and cycle the last bit from the station, or, leave a cheap bike permanently at the far end. The tube and railways are how most sensible Londoners without cars cross the North Circular barrier. Just imagine if the tube lines stopped at the North Circular, how divided London would be. That's what we have in cycling terms. We don't have the network, and we are wasting money telling people to use a mode of transport that is not practical.The brilliant (but unanswerable) Freewheeler of Waltham Forest puts it like this, in reposnse to TfLs "Catch up with the bicycle" poster campaign:
And once the marketing of cycling using sexy models has persuaded you to try out cycling, what next? A world of crap. Like here on the B159 approaching High Road Leyton, last Friday. A signed cycling route on that meaningless farce which goes by the name of the London Cycle Network. Here, the cyclist catches up with London’s ever-growing gridlock. And it’s simply not possible to get past, which is why so many cyclists take to the pavement. There’s a vision of more and more people cycling combined with an absolute refusal to provide the safe, convenient cycling infrastructure that would accommodate mass cycling. Cognitive dissonance, in other words.
What parent would want their child to cycle to school on cycling infrastructure like this? It’s no use Transport for London marvelling at the extraordinary levels of car dependency in outer London when that dependency is nurtured in every aspect of the transport network.My friend Paul Gannon, who had lived in The Netherlands for a time, and then came back to London and pioneered campaigning for segregated cycle routes in the UK at a time, in the late 1990s, when that was totally unfashionable with the cycle campaign establishment, indeed, looked upon with horror and opposed at every possible turn, used to say that the trouble is that the UK is, in cycling terms, like a partying teenager who won't do any work. We are always having the celebration of cycling first, but somehow never getting down to work on the environment needed to get ordinary people cycling.
That was more than 10 years ago, but, frustratingly, nothing changes. I have just seen this press release from "Team Green Britain". Don't worry if you can't be bothered to read all of it, just scroll through it, as it's just typical UK cycle promotion happy-clappy committee-written tosh.
15 June 2011
MPs on their bikes to kick-start Team Green Britain Bike Week 2011
Team Green Britain Bike Week, the UK’s biggest mass participation cycling event, launches on 15 June at theEnergy London Eye, with the first of hundreds of ‘Bike Fixes’ which will roll out around the country between 18-26 June 2011.
Spike Taylor, former Team GB chief mechanic, will kick off ‘Britain’s Biggest Bike Fix’ with Dawn Porter, Olympic gold medal winning cyclist Ed Clancy, and a number of MPs from various parties at the annual All Party Parliamentary Cycling Group bike ride. The ride will start at theEnergy London Eye and takes the riders on short trip around Westminster before finishing at the House of Lords.
Team Green Britain Bike Week is aiming for ‘Britain’s Biggest Bike Fix’, an ambitious attempt to mend over 10,000 bikes and liberate the multitude of unused bikes from sheds across the country – by encouraging people to dig them out, get punctures fixed, brakes adjusted and gears tuned at events around the country.
Phillip Darnton, Chairman of the Bicycle Association says: “We know that 77% of people in the UK own a bike, but only 14% use them regularly and a major barrier to people getting back on two wheels is often something as simple to fix as a dodgy brake or puncture.
“So we want anyone with a bike, who wants to get it roadworthy, to help make Team Green Britain Bike Week become ‘Britain’s Biggest Bike Fix’. We are urging new and lapsed cyclists to check out www.bikeweek.org.uk to find out details of their nearest event to re-discover how cycling helps you get fit, have fun and feel free”.
Dawn Porter, TV presenter and keen cyclist says: “Cycling is my favourite way to get around town but I never leave home without my trusty puncture repair kit and Allen key! I encourage everyone to get to a Team Green Britain Bike Week event to pick up a few useful cycle maintenance tips and take advantage of the bike fixes to help you make the most of cycling in the summer months”.
This is the second year in which Team Green Britain, founded byEnergy in 2009, has supported Bike Week. Team Green Britain is an online community that aims to enable people to live in a more sustainable way. Team Green Britain is now comprised of over one million members. Team Green Britain and Bike Week are again working together to inspire Britons to reduce their carbon footprint and promote low carbon transport solutions to a wider audience than ever before.
Gareth Wynn, Group Director, 2012 Programme atadded “As the first Sustainability Partner of London 2012, Energy founded Team Green Britain to help Britons reduce their carbon footprints ahead of the Olympic and Paralympic Games. Travelling contributes significantly to most people’s carbon footprint, but cycling is a low carbon way to get around, plus it can be enjoyable and help you get fit at the same time. We’re hoping that Team Green Britain Bike Week will help people get back on their bikes, helping them reduce the carbon footprint of their travel in the long term”.
Team Green Britain Bike Week runs from 18-26 June 2011 and is for everyone from total novices to passionate cyclists. The opportunity to get your bike fixed is just one of the attractions of the events – to find details of your nearest event visit www.bikeweek.org.uk.
In 2011 Team Green Britain Bike Week is funded by www.teamgreenbritain.org.Who are "Team Green Britain"?. I looked on their website to try to discover, but under the link, "What is Team Green Britain?", instead of just telling me who they are, they insisted on presenting me with a mind-numbingly soppy and banal video involving conspicuously multicultural people waving green union flags. But elsewhere I read:"Team Green Britain was founded by EDF Energy, the UK’s largest low-carbon electricity producer, and London 2012." So they are a kind of quango funded by one of the near-monopoly utility companies. Which explains, I suppose, why the have escaped incineration in this government's famous "bonfire of the quangos". EDF of course wouldn't support incineration, because they are trying to de-carbonise us. That's why they generate most of their electricity from nuclear, then promote wasting it on Energy and the cycling industry via Bike Hub. For more information about Team Green Britain, and advice and ideas to help you save energy and money, visit light pollution:
|Team Green Britain Website: just look at all that light pollution in the background. I don't call that "green".|
IT'S THE ENVIRONMENT, STUPID.
The reason I have just typed in capitals, is because I am trying to shout. I am angry about this.
IT'S THE ENVIRONMENT, STUPID!!!
That's better. Except that it's not, really. Because there is this Environment Issue Avoidance Industry operating in UK cycling. Freewheeler noticed it in his devastating critique of the Brent Biking borough Report, where he commented:
This MVA Consultancy report does a professional job of identifying the poor condition of cycling in Brent. However, it doesn’t diagnose it because it is incapable of understanding the reasons for it, and therefore its cures for the condition are rather like medical cures of the pre-modern era – a mixture of quackery and superstition. All the traditional cycling folk remedies are here – cycle training, signposting, promotional activities, recycling old bikes – and none of them will save the patient.It has been much the same for decades, as David Henbrow noted, looking back in 2010 at the British National Cycling Strategy from 1996.
The longer Team Green Britain, or any of the other organisations in the Environment Issue Avoidance Industry that is most of UK cycle campaigning (and, yes, this means you, CTC and CCN) keeps wittering on about how people are not cycling because they "lack training", or "lack confidence on the roads", or "don't know what to wear in wet weather" or "can't find the right routes" or "lack the skills to repair a bike", or any of these other bits of patronising tosh, the longer we delay solving the problem, the more years go by with derisory levels of cycling in the UK, the more money we waste on ineffective cycle promotion and pointless studies of cycling, the more people take up cycling and then quickly give it up again, the more people die of avoidable obesity-related health conditions and from the effects of pollution, the more we destroy our cities and countryside with motorways and concrete and car-parking, the more we live in de-humanised car-centric communities, the longer we fail to get to grips with transport-related CO2 emissions leading to more global warming.
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